Words: Elliot Goodall
Images: Elliot Goodall & Alex Lane (@trail_head_mtb)
Length: 28km
Climb: 1,100m
Time: 3 - 4 hrs
Grade: Red (with black options). Natural technical features and trail, optional jumps
Rating: 4/5
A proper, old school, natural tech fest with climbs and descents to satisfy any persuasion and views to die for.
The Malvern Hills lie on the border between Worcestershire and Herefordshire and mark the point at which the flat, never ending lands of the Worcestershire side become the rolling lumpy landscape that it Herefordshire. The hills are orientated north to south and have a full length of some 8 miles.
The Malvern Hills are a genuinely classic location of the mountain biking community, synonymous with the Malvern’s Classic from the late 80’s/early 90’s? It’s also the home of DH superstar Tracy Mosely. It also has a classic ride in the form of a there and back route along the ridge line, taking in the main peaks of North Hill, Worcestershire Beacon, Pinnacle Hill, Herefordshire Beacon (complete with British Camp) and Midsummer Hill. That in itself would normally be enough but don’t be fooled, there are several other peaks in between these, less significant but equally necessary, that subtly raises the elevation, and suffering somewhat.
Starting off at the extreme north, parking at the North Malvern Road public car park, we headed straight up on to North Hill, by-passing this initial summit. Instead, using the Lady Howard De Walden Drive, we made our way to the ridge line and headed south past Sugarloaf Hill on to Worcestershire Beacon.
The ridge line itself, particularly the well trodden elements, are wide and open. Quite exposed actually.
On the particular day we rode it, the conditions were quite windy. So much so that I was genuinely contemplating writing the opening paragraph of this blog in the form of public health warning. Being nearly 400m tall at their highest points (and averaging no lower than 250m), the Malvern Hills can be very windy. The upper echelons are very exposed and the prevailing westerly winds can really whip up over the north - south oriented ridge line with gusto.
The irony being that I succumbed to the very conditions I was considering warning against. Manualling off a small outcrop on the south side of Worcestershire Beacon the wind caught my front wheel whilst in mid air and took me out.
Initially I thought I had briefly dislocated my shoulder as the burning pain was quite acute. I was later diagnosed with a torn Rotator Cuff which I found, once I had cooled down back at the car, was actually quite painful. I was unable to lift my arm beyond 30ยบ and getting changed out of my mud caked kit was quite a laugh.
Anyway, I got up and dusted myself off. For about 5 minutes, I sat clutching my, now withered, arm contemplating whether to call it quits. However, conscious of having sacked off my mate a few weeks earlier for inclement weather, I sorta wanted to carry on.
Anyway, those 5 minutes passed. After which, I manned up a little, checked to see whether I could actually ride at all and, discovering I could hold my weight, I decided to carry on; powered by Adrenalin and ignorance. I’m not really sure if I was brave or stupid completing the ride but I’d got this far and didn’t really want to go home just yet.
My intention being that if I could get to Midsummer Hill (our original plan) without too much fuss, I would have no choice but to ride back or face a long walk. Onward then. Past Summer Hill follows a really fast, singletrack descent that runs parallel with but off the main ridge on it eastern side, so very few walkers and sheltered. Some very nice technical outcrops towards the bottom before you emerge at the Beacon Road car park. We stopped for some static camera fun before moving onward.
Following the ridge line past the summits of Jubilee and Pinnacle Hill and two other unnamed crests we eventually come out at the British Camp car park and A449 crossing. Being such a prominent natural feature in the Worcestershire landscape, the Malvern’s are very popular with walkers and this is no more apparent than at British Camp.
It is necessary to take care for the next kilometer or so and be a little patient with the walkers who do take priority, thankfully our route bypasses the British Camp site itself so we are not heading in quite the same direction as most of the tourist hoard.
Having passed Herefordshire Beacon we thread between the summits of Millennium and Hangman’s Hill and taking a long descent down to Chase End Road, locally known as Warp Speed. This is a fast, wide stone track that looses all but a few metres of your hard earned elevation. It’s not particularly technical and there are other routes down.
There is an alternative route taking the summit of Swinyard Hill from which there are several descents dropping either side of Gullet Quarry but we chose the former as it gave us the opportunity of completing the technical climb up past Gullet Quarry before we made our way over to our most southern point, Midsummer Hill.
We had made it. Now for a really good, technical descent; natural in form but shod with plenty of made features including some big jumps towards the bottom. This descent weaved its way through the north east side of Midsummer Hill, spitting us out back at the head of Chase End Road, from which we doubled back up Warp Speed (not so fast this time), to re-summit the ridge line. We retraced our earlier route back to British Camp.
From here one could simply re-trace their steps all the way back to North Hill using the ridge line but my shoulder was properly playing up by this point and we were both knackered so we bailed off, heading down the A449/Wells Road in to Malvern with just a light spin through Great Malvern to the cars.
The Ridgeline is the classic route over the Malvern’s. However these hills are littered with other interesting snippets. I rode here earlier in 2017 and we had a blast sampling the descents of Swinyard Hill. Much of this additional off-piste riding is local knowledge based and not really legit like the Bridleway designated ridge line. This is what we stuck, mostly, to for this trip.
We rode the Malvern’s in February, which was perhaps not so wise (we had four seasons in one day, literally). It’s now October and my shoulder is finally better; Rotator Cuff injuries take such a long time to heal properly. Anyway, I’m thinking its now time to go arrange a return visit. I’ll just have to pay a bit more attention to the weather forecast and ride accordingly next time. Health and safety warning heeded!
Here's the Strava entry for the route: Malvern Hills